How many wheels has it got again?

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Heheh - poor bastard.  This guy put a car up for sale on Ebay and this seems to have prompted an e-mail assault against him

A snippet -

On 22-Apr-06 at 19:45:14 BST, seller added the following information:

Ok I think I have become email capital of ebay...a real magnet for wonderful questions:

All the seats are present and work, I know that you have counted them in the pictures and can only see 7. There is a very good reason for this...it's a 7 seater.
No it's never been raced ...sorry am I missing something here, Auto Galaxy racing? May be it'll be be a new class at Imola this year - Auto F1 MPV trials.
There are no rips or tears to the head lining
How the hell do I know if anyone has ever eaten in it. I assume no four course meals but may be the odd hippo pastie. Get a grip.
It's not an off road vehicle so I assume it hasn't been used as such...this is an assumption mind you.
Oh I see, no dear, 7 seater includes the driver.
I can't speak for previous owners, I'm not aware of animals being in it. I suppose a previous owner could have been a zoo keeper or a werewolf.
Keep up the emails as there is nothing else I'd rather be doing with my time. have fun and happy bidding. Is it a full moon tonight?

Full story - http://www.theregister.com/2006/05/26/ebay_email_trauma/ funny