Bring me a dachshund sandwich... and make it snappy

[Ed]

Headline:
Prince admits to liking dogs - fried

A Danish prince has upset animal rights campaigners by admitting he loves dogs - delicately sliced and lightly fried.

Prince Henrik of Denmark told Ud & Se magazine: "Dog meat tastes like rabbit. Like dried baby goat. Or perhaps - I know! - like veal. Like the veal of a baby suckling calf, only drier."

The 72-year-old Prince, the husband of Queen Margrethe, is the honorary president of the Danish Dachshund Club, reports the Times.

He developed an appetite for dog-bone stew and other canine delicacies at an early age. He grew up in Vietnam, where roast dog remains a speciality.

"I've got no qualms about eating dog meat," he said. "These dogs are bred to be eaten, just like chickens."

The Prince is rarely seen without his dachshunds. He has said that he would like to be reborn as a dachshund in the Danish Court. And he has advised parents "to bring up children like dogs".

Danes recall a tabloid-fuelled drama in the 1990s, when one of the royal dachshunds disappeared.

"In the light of the Prince Consort's confessions, perhaps we should reopen the case of the disappearing dachshund," Mats Jørgensen, an architect and cat owner, said.

Source - http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1827743.html?menu=news.quirkies.badtaste

[Ed]

He reportedly likes rottweilers, too... but can't manage a whole one on his own

[SharonBell]

May I recommend a Bull dog? More his size and bit of meat on the bones...

[sharon]

Whee!  He just pissed off half the WORLD, eh?  hahahaha

Methinks them best on an open spit......

Shay

[Stormm]

Some folks threaten their dog with a rolled up newspaper.  I use a Vietnamese cookbook.  It may be a dod eat dog kind of world but I refuse to keep company with a fellow who eats pussy with a knife and fork.  No sir.

[Ed]

My wife has been pestering about getting another dog - I told her I don't want another one, but it doesn't seem like I've got much choice in the matter.  The one she wants has just been born and will apparently be with us sometime in mid August.  It's another Jack Russel, but it's white with one black eye and the opposite ear black.  I'm sure it won't make any difference to the flavour

[SharonBell]

Same fine flavour, with a bit of a BOUNCE! 

[sharon]

I'd hate to even try to catch the little terror, er...terrier to try and cook him!