The plumber

[Ed]

Just got a few text jokes from a friend. Thought I'd share a couple -

There's a new Karma Sutra position called 'the plumber' - you both stay in all day, but nobody comes.

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A blonde rings the fire department...

Blonde: "My house is on fire! Send some firemen, quick!"

Fireman: "Certainly, madam, but first you'll have to tell us how to get there."

Blonde: "Well helllooooo? In the big red truck, you idiot."




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Teenager to Gran, "Gran! Gran! Have you seen my pills anywhere? They're in a pot marked 'LSD'"

Gran: "Fuck the pills - have you seen those multi coloured dragons in the kitchen?"

[Thewobblydickle]

Smart blondes have dark roots.

[SharonBell]

I like Gran the best!

[Geoff_N]

my favourite flash funny is something I watched on a news item on TV when an education minister visited a school. You couldn't make this up.

The minister was shown into a classroom where he saw a little girl drawing.

What are you drawing?
God.
But no one knows what he looks like.
They will in a minute.

[Ed]

  That's hilarious

[joneastwood]

One of my favorites -

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.

[PaulH]

Got to love kids! There's an article on the staffroom wall of the school I help out in with letters to God on it. Off the top of my head, I remember 'Dear God, thank you for giving me a sister. I wanted a puppy really.' and 'Is Father John a personal friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?'

[SamLeeFreak]

my favourite flash funny is something I watched on a news item on TV when an education minister visited a school. You couldn't make this up.

The minister was shown into a classroom where he saw a little girl drawing.

What are you drawing?
God.
But no one knows what he looks like.
They will in a minute.