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Offline canadian

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Re: Meh...wimmin....
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2005, 06:59:39 PM »
That would be my real picture, kimbly, if my name was Denise Richards. [sigh] I'm just slightly less hot ...  :laughin:

Good to know we've got another tough babe on board. Need reinforcements from time to time with these guys ...  :hidin:
If people stand in a circle long enough, they will eventually begin to dance. -- George Carlin

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Re: Meh...wimmin....
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2005, 03:18:30 PM »
Well I suppose I should point out a few things.

Kicking in a fight is like wearing lingerie.  It looks real good, but when it boils down to just leaves you open ;)

Also I suppose I could out some fruedian thing about a high kick exposing your womanliness, but I guess I will leave that be  :grin:

Well I dont know if that stirs up the pot at all.

Me?  I am a lover not a fighter.  If a woman wnats to fight with me?  I regale her  with poetry and candies.  Speak sotthing sweetness in her ear, until the night dissolves into a tangle of limbs, sweat and bedsheets.

Then I move and change my phone number ;)

Thats what I call revenge!!!



BTW... has anybody ever had make up sex?  I do not know if I am just weird, but fighting does not "put me in the mood."  Also doing the "one more time before we split up" thing never worked for me either.  Usually when it comes time to split up, the sex has been bad anyway.

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Re: Meh...wimmin....
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2005, 03:31:37 PM »
I have a saying, Neuro ... ex-lovers are like warmed up leftovers; not quite as good the second time around.  :P
If people stand in a circle long enough, they will eventually begin to dance. -- George Carlin

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Re: Meh...wimmin....
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2005, 05:49:36 PM »
Make-up sex, huh? :o  A touch of rouge, some mascara, eyeshadow and the oh so gauche lipstick for you then, Neuro :kiss:

Ewww, this place is getting weirder by the second :/  When I was envisaging a horror theme, I was hoping for more of an Edgar Allen Poe thing than Richard O'Brian :cry:

As for high-kicking women revealing their womanliness, I think I would probably stand there agog until beaten unconscious :afro: no problemo :azn:
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Re: Meh...wimmin....
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2005, 04:50:52 PM »
Men, know your place.

Open our jars, get things from high up on cupboards and hope and pray we don't find a way to  open our own jars and get things from high up on cupboards.

You can offend women on many levels and offend men with one word- inadequiate, I had to ask my husband to spell that, god bless him.

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Re: Meh...wimmin....
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2005, 06:11:49 PM »
 :shocked: Wow, Cathy. And he still spelled it wrong ...
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Re: Meh...wimmin....
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2005, 06:42:21 PM »
Yeah, I know we'll be in big trouble the day some idiot invents a vibrating cosh with an attachment that opens jam jars - but only if you can figure out how to work it :fugly: 

You'll cuss and bicker that it's not true, but if you haven't figured out the concept of using stepladders for getting stuff down off high cupboards yet.... :afro:  (and dikshunrees) heheh :azn:
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Re: Meh...wimmin....
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2005, 08:35:21 PM »
But, Blunt, don't you get it? We wimmin love watching those male buns climb the heights.  ;D
If people stand in a circle long enough, they will eventually begin to dance. -- George Carlin

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