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Offline evildeadgirl

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Wish granted
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:12:52 PM »
Be a Demented Genie this game is fun--be as evil as you like...
You grant the previous posters wish and then post your own
« Last Edit: September 10, 2008, 02:17:23 PM by evildeadgirl »
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2008, 02:13:51 PM »
I wish I was home playing with my cat and watching Stargate.
"But when folks are horribly mutilated, I feel it's my job to tell others. We take our horrible mutilations seriously up in these parts."
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2008, 05:07:55 PM »
Granted.

I wish I could thrive and prosper on just one hour of sleep per week :cheesy:
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2008, 07:37:46 PM »
Granted
but you have to dance in superman boxers and sing Abba songs for two hours a day for it to work.

I wish i had some chocolate cake and pop rocks.
« Last Edit: September 10, 2008, 07:38:20 PM by evildeadgirl »
"But when folks are horribly mutilated, I feel it's my job to tell others. We take our horrible mutilations seriously up in these parts."
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2008, 02:33:16 PM »
Granted, but you have to listen to me singing Abba songs for two hours a day for eternity.

I wish I had a better singing voice :grin:
« Last Edit: September 11, 2008, 02:33:48 PM by Ed »
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 02:42:45 PM »
Granted you have a better singing voice but you must hang out with Brittany Spears to take vocal lessons and babysit her every weekend.

I wish I had minions to do my household chores.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2008, 10:04:18 AM »
granted, but the minions are all the worst reality show rejects you have ever seen, and they have to practice singing, a lot.

I wish i had more money >.<
Vodka and chocolate and sugar on pancakes,
Zelda and Zell and bright winter snowflakes,
Playing guitar and trying to sing,
These are a few of my favourite things.

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2008, 11:34:04 AM »
Granted, but it's monopoly money and you have to play the game until the end of time.

I wish I had a swimming pool.
It is not the bang that terrifies, but the anticipation of it - Alfred Hitchcock

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2008, 11:49:24 AM »
Aaaand granted. That is, on one condition: You must share it with a school of imaginary piranhas.

I wish for a cell phone that never has bad reception.

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2008, 11:52:40 AM »
Granted, unfortunately you and it will be orbiting pluto for a decade.

I wish that I could win an Oscar.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2008, 12:10:18 PM »
Granted, but you're going to win Oscar Buttwhistle - a fat, flatulent kid who masturbates constantly, and speeds up whenever he sees you.

I wish Cheryl Cole would worship me like a god.
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2008, 12:44:33 PM »
Granted!  However she mistakes you as the god of Body Modification and promptly mutilates herself and gains 100 lbs.

I whish I could take a nap

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2008, 02:43:34 PM »
Granted, but its a bed of nails with no pillow

I wish I had a bigger knife for this....err....lettuce.. that im cutting, its taking forever
I drift in inner space, free of time
I find a higher state of grace, in my mind
I believe in live and let live
I believe you get what you give
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2008, 03:24:44 PM »
Granted, but you will find the lettuce suddenly sentient and psychotic, with body armour and a gun.

I wish I could sing like Pavarotti.
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2008, 01:10:31 PM »
Granted, but now you're dead because, well Pavarotti is.

I wish I never had to mow the garden again.
It is not the bang that terrifies, but the anticipation of it - Alfred Hitchcock

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