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« on: September 10, 2008, 03:12:52 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2008, 03:13:51 PM »

I wish I was home playing with my cat and watching Stargate.
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2008, 06:07:55 PM »

Granted.

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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2008, 08:37:46 PM »

Granted
but you have to dance in superman boxers and sing Abba songs for two hours a day for it to work.

I wish i had some chocolate cake and pop rocks.
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2008, 03:33:16 PM »

Granted, but you have to listen to me singing Abba songs for two hours a day for eternity.

I wish I had a better singing voice grin
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 03:42:45 PM »

Granted you have a better singing voice but you must hang out with Brittany Spears to take vocal lessons and babysit her every weekend.

I wish I had minions to do my household chores.
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2008, 11:04:18 AM »

granted, but the minions are all the worst reality show rejects you have ever seen, and they have to practice singing, a lot.

I wish i had more money >.<
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Zelda and Zell and bright winter snowflakes,
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2008, 12:34:04 PM »

Granted, but it's monopoly money and you have to play the game until the end of time.

I wish I had a swimming pool.
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2008, 12:49:24 PM »

Aaaand granted. That is, on one condition: You must share it with a school of imaginary piranhas.

I wish for a cell phone that never has bad reception.
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2008, 12:52:40 PM »

Granted, unfortunately you and it will be orbiting pluto for a decade.

I wish that I could win an Oscar.
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2008, 01:10:18 PM »

Granted, but you're going to win Oscar Buttwhistle - a fat, flatulent kid who masturbates constantly, and speeds up whenever he sees you.

I wish Cheryl Cole would worship me like a god.
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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2008, 01:44:33 PM »

Granted!  However she mistakes you as the god of Body Modification and promptly mutilates herself and gains 100 lbs.

I whish I could take a nap
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2008, 03:43:34 PM »

Granted, but its a bed of nails with no pillow

I wish I had a bigger knife for this....err....lettuce.. that im cutting, its taking forever
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2008, 04:24:44 PM »

Granted, but you will find the lettuce suddenly sentient and psychotic, with body armour and a gun.

I wish I could sing like Pavarotti.
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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2008, 02:10:31 PM »

Granted, but now you're dead because, well Pavarotti is.

I wish I never had to mow the garden again.
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