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« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2008, 03:24:23 PM »

Granted - your lawn is now under a foot of tarmac.

I wish my mother would fix her own shower instead of ringing me.
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« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2008, 05:44:53 PM »

Granted, but she's going to fix it with your toothbrush

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« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2008, 03:07:17 AM »

Granted, but you're stuck in a time loop and it's still yesterday.

I wish there were no calories in chocolate.
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« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2008, 04:45:34 AM »

Granted, but you'll have an overwhelming compulsion to lick the bottoms of your shoes whenever you taste chocolate.

I wish I had more time to do the things I want to do.
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« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2008, 05:50:13 PM »

Granted, but someone else has done them first.

i wish i had amazing magical powers and ruled the universe.
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« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2008, 02:02:35 AM »

Granted, but someone else has done them first.

i wish i had amazing magical powers and ruled the universe.
wish granted you rule a universe of lobsters and magic power is you can clean.
I wish I had turkey sandwich
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« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2008, 09:08:22 AM »

Granted. But it's made of turkey assholes and slathered with extra mayo.

I wish I could go back to sleep.
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« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2008, 09:39:12 AM »

Granted, but you are trapped in a nightmare where you are married to Rosie O'Donald and you can't wake up.

I wish I had more time to write.
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« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2008, 01:50:22 PM »

Granted, but you're struck with a compulsion to take a bite from your fingers for every word you write.

I wish I was in Las Vegas
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« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2008, 02:32:51 PM »

Granted - you were in Las Vegas, but only for a billionth of a second. Where's my postcard? pissed

I wish for every merchant banker in the world to get a severe case of piles.
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« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2008, 02:34:46 PM »

Granted, but sadly, it's piles of cash (open goal there, really).

I wish I had an agent.
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« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2008, 02:52:08 PM »

Granted, but he only lets you write for soap operas.

I wish my cat would stop walking on the keeeeeyboard.
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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2008, 03:42:11 PM »

Granted. Your cat no longer walks on your keyboard because it's now a dog that urinates on your keyboard.

I wish my credit card debt would disappear.
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« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2008, 03:52:42 PM »

Granted, but so did your house, your clothes and car

I wish the yankees had made the playoffs...
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« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2008, 04:10:39 AM »

Granted, but they have to play on bicycles.

I wish I lived in Italy.
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