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Offline Ed

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2008, 02:24:23 PM »
Granted - your lawn is now under a foot of tarmac.

I wish my mother would fix her own shower instead of ringing me.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2008, 04:44:53 PM »
Granted, but she's going to fix it with your toothbrush

I wish it was tomorow already
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2008, 02:07:17 AM »
Granted, but you're stuck in a time loop and it's still yesterday.

I wish there were no calories in chocolate.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2008, 03:45:34 AM »
Granted, but you'll have an overwhelming compulsion to lick the bottoms of your shoes whenever you taste chocolate.

I wish I had more time to do the things I want to do.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2008, 04:50:13 PM »
Granted, but someone else has done them first.

i wish i had amazing magical powers and ruled the universe.

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2008, 01:02:35 AM »
Granted, but someone else has done them first.

i wish i had amazing magical powers and ruled the universe.
wish granted you rule a universe of lobsters and magic power is you can clean.
I wish I had turkey sandwich
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2008, 08:08:22 AM »
Granted. But it's made of turkey assholes and slathered with extra mayo.

I wish I could go back to sleep.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2008, 08:39:12 AM »
Granted, but you are trapped in a nightmare where you are married to Rosie O'Donald and you can't wake up.

I wish I had more time to write.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2008, 12:50:22 PM »
Granted, but you're struck with a compulsion to take a bite from your fingers for every word you write.

I wish I was in Las Vegas
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2008, 01:32:51 PM »
Granted - you were in Las Vegas, but only for a billionth of a second. Where's my postcard? :pissed:

I wish for every merchant banker in the world to get a severe case of piles.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2008, 01:34:46 PM »
Granted, but sadly, it's piles of cash (open goal there, really).

I wish I had an agent.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2008, 01:52:08 PM »
Granted, but he only lets you write for soap operas.

I wish my cat would stop walking on the keeeeeyboard.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2008, 02:42:11 PM »
Granted. Your cat no longer walks on your keyboard because it's now a dog that urinates on your keyboard.

I wish my credit card debt would disappear.
Jerry Enni lives in a small house in the center of the San Joaquin Valley with his beautiful family. By day he makes signs and by night he writes stories. To learn more about him, check out Clear Perspective, Blurry Lens

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2008, 02:52:42 PM »
Granted, but so did your house, your clothes and car

I wish the yankees had made the playoffs...
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2008, 03:10:39 AM »
Granted, but they have to play on bicycles.

I wish I lived in Italy.

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