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Offline Ed

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2008, 02:24:23 PM »
Granted - your lawn is now under a foot of tarmac.

I wish my mother would fix her own shower instead of ringing me.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2008, 04:44:53 PM »
Granted, but she's going to fix it with your toothbrush

I wish it was tomorow already
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2008, 02:07:17 AM »
Granted, but you're stuck in a time loop and it's still yesterday.

I wish there were no calories in chocolate.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2008, 03:45:34 AM »
Granted, but you'll have an overwhelming compulsion to lick the bottoms of your shoes whenever you taste chocolate.

I wish I had more time to do the things I want to do.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2008, 04:50:13 PM »
Granted, but someone else has done them first.

i wish i had amazing magical powers and ruled the universe.

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2008, 01:02:35 AM »
Granted, but someone else has done them first.

i wish i had amazing magical powers and ruled the universe.
wish granted you rule a universe of lobsters and magic power is you can clean.
I wish I had turkey sandwich
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2008, 08:08:22 AM »
Granted. But it's made of turkey assholes and slathered with extra mayo.

I wish I could go back to sleep.

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2008, 08:39:12 AM »
Granted, but you are trapped in a nightmare where you are married to Rosie O'Donald and you can't wake up.

I wish I had more time to write.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2008, 12:50:22 PM »
Granted, but you're struck with a compulsion to take a bite from your fingers for every word you write.

I wish I was in Las Vegas
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2008, 01:32:51 PM »
Granted - you were in Las Vegas, but only for a billionth of a second. Where's my postcard? :pissed:

I wish for every merchant banker in the world to get a severe case of piles.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2008, 01:34:46 PM »
Granted, but sadly, it's piles of cash (open goal there, really).

I wish I had an agent.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2008, 01:52:08 PM »
Granted, but he only lets you write for soap operas.

I wish my cat would stop walking on the keeeeeyboard.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2008, 02:42:11 PM »
Granted. Your cat no longer walks on your keyboard because it's now a dog that urinates on your keyboard.

I wish my credit card debt would disappear.

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2008, 02:52:42 PM »
Granted, but so did your house, your clothes and car

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2008, 03:10:39 AM »
Granted, but they have to play on bicycles.

I wish I lived in Italy.

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