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Offline Ed

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #45 on: July 07, 2009, 03:55:36 PM »
No problem - clear your desk, you're fired.

I wish they'd stop playing Jermaine Jackson records on the radio if they ever start again.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #46 on: July 13, 2009, 02:22:54 PM »
Granted!  But those gaps have got to be filled somehow so they use 'em for extra weather reports.  Every five minutes.

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #47 on: July 13, 2009, 03:14:25 PM »
Granted - a copy of Agadoo is in the mail to you as we speak.

I wish this crappy weather would turn warmer, brighter and dryer. It's supposed to be summer, FFS ::)
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #48 on: July 14, 2009, 01:19:38 PM »
Granted. North Korea have just hit us with a nuke and it's warmer, brighter and oh so very dry.

I wish they'd stop putting speed bumps on all the roads round here.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #49 on: July 14, 2009, 02:11:21 PM »
Granted. North Korea have just hit us with a nuke and it's warmer, brighter and oh so very dry.

I wish they'd stop putting speed bumps on all the roads round here.

What, the North Koreans are putting speed bumps on all the roads round there? This means war, I tell you - WAR! :fugly:
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #50 on: July 16, 2009, 01:38:31 PM »
Na, it's not some bunch of dictators from a tin pot regime it's the local council, then again.... ::) 
Some may say slaughtered is too strong a word...but I like the sound of it.

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #51 on: July 16, 2009, 02:16:11 PM »
Granted. North Korea have just hit us with a nuke and it's warmer, brighter and oh so very dry.

I wish they'd stop putting speed bumps on all the roads round here.

Anyhoo, back on track...

Granted - the speed bumps are now in you living room. Bugger to lay carpet over, too :scratch:

I wish it's stop raining and be a proper summer for once.
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« Reply #52 on: July 24, 2009, 04:09:42 PM »
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #53 on: August 26, 2009, 08:59:11 PM »
You've got it. Unfortunately it's out of gas, has no safety gear and the strong offshore breeze is pushing you towards a boatload of hungry republicans.

I wish I had a lobster.



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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #54 on: August 27, 2009, 01:30:18 PM »
Granted, but it's straight out of a Ray Harryhausen film, and those claws sure are big.

I wish Ozzie Osbourne were declared leader of the world.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #55 on: August 27, 2009, 03:16:36 PM »
Granted. Now, eat your bat :fugly:

I wish I knew why I feel so sketchy tonight :scratch:
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2009, 10:01:49 PM »
Granted, you just found out that the world doesn't exsits but is rather a popular painting in some other reality.

I wish that I have all the junk food that I could ever wish for.
There is no way to describe how I feel.
So I'll just stab you!

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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2009, 02:16:37 AM »
Granted, but you're now doomed to exist as Ronald McDonald's fat and acne blemished cousin, Mickey McMuckmonger, who weighs 800 pounds and also dresses like a clown.

I wish I didn't drink as much as I did last night :gross:
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #58 on: October 21, 2009, 02:11:09 PM »
Granted- you drank double and the latest black-eye-peas song is playing with the base turned waaaaay up.

I wish that Rush Limbaugh would choke (loudly) in public on his own bile, with hundred of his listeners looking on dumbly.
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Re: Wish granted
« Reply #59 on: October 21, 2009, 02:56:40 PM »
Granted. A recording of his choking on his own bile will now play in an endless loop at 100 decibels for the next 100 hours, following you wherever you go.


I wish people would refrain from wishing terrible things on people with whom they disagree.

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