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« Reply #45 on: July 07, 2009, 04:55:36 PM »

No problem - clear your desk, you're fired.

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« Reply #46 on: July 13, 2009, 03:22:54 PM »

Granted!  But those gaps have got to be filled somehow so they use 'em for extra weather reports.  Every five minutes.

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« Reply #47 on: July 13, 2009, 04:14:25 PM »

Granted - a copy of Agadoo is in the mail to you as we speak.

I wish this crappy weather would turn warmer, brighter and dryer. It's supposed to be summer, FFS rolleyes
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« Reply #48 on: July 14, 2009, 02:19:38 PM »

Granted. North Korea have just hit us with a nuke and it's warmer, brighter and oh so very dry.

I wish they'd stop putting speed bumps on all the roads round here.
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« Reply #49 on: July 14, 2009, 03:11:21 PM »

Granted. North Korea have just hit us with a nuke and it's warmer, brighter and oh so very dry.

I wish they'd stop putting speed bumps on all the roads round here.

What, the North Koreans are putting speed bumps on all the roads round there? This means war, I tell you - WAR! fugly
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« Reply #50 on: July 16, 2009, 02:38:31 PM »

Na, it's not some bunch of dictators from a tin pot regime it's the local council, then again.... rolleyes 
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« Reply #51 on: July 16, 2009, 03:16:11 PM »

Granted. North Korea have just hit us with a nuke and it's warmer, brighter and oh so very dry.

I wish they'd stop putting speed bumps on all the roads round here.

Anyhoo, back on track...

Granted - the speed bumps are now in you living room. Bugger to lay carpet over, too scratch

I wish it's stop raining and be a proper summer for once.
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« Reply #53 on: August 26, 2009, 09:59:11 PM »

You've got it. Unfortunately it's out of gas, has no safety gear and the strong offshore breeze is pushing you towards a boatload of hungry republicans.

I wish I had a lobster.



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« Reply #54 on: August 27, 2009, 02:30:18 PM »

Granted, but it's straight out of a Ray Harryhausen film, and those claws sure are big.

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« Reply #55 on: August 27, 2009, 04:16:36 PM »

Granted. Now, eat your bat fugly

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« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2009, 11:01:49 PM »

Granted, you just found out that the world doesn't exsits but is rather a popular painting in some other reality.

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« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2009, 03:16:37 AM »

Granted, but you're now doomed to exist as Ronald McDonald's fat and acne blemished cousin, Mickey McMuckmonger, who weighs 800 pounds and also dresses like a clown.

I wish I didn't drink as much as I did last night gross
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« Reply #58 on: October 21, 2009, 03:11:09 PM »

Granted- you drank double and the latest black-eye-peas song is playing with the base turned waaaaay up.

I wish that Rush Limbaugh would choke (loudly) in public on his own bile, with hundred of his listeners looking on dumbly.
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« Reply #59 on: October 21, 2009, 03:56:40 PM »

Granted. A recording of his choking on his own bile will now play in an endless loop at 100 decibels for the next 100 hours, following you wherever you go.


I wish people would refrain from wishing terrible things on people with whom they disagree.
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