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Offline Geoff_N

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« on: January 29, 2005, 04:18:37 PM »
I don't know how UK irony translates via cultures under different parts of the Jet Streams, but this dialogue is in a zany SF spoof TV episode of My Hero recently.

Why are you late?
I had forgotten the clocks went forward.
But they haven't gone forward!
Don't be daft. They always go forward.

I can see you're wincing, but it creased me.

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« Last Edit: January 29, 2005, 06:11:21 PM by Geoff_N »

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Re: Lateral
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2005, 05:07:42 PM »
I bet you loved The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, didn't you, Geoff?  ;)

I'm more of a Red Dwarf fan, myself :afro: but it's all good.
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Re: Lateral
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2005, 05:38:56 PM »
Don't panic, Geoff. That was brill.  :dance:
If people stand in a circle long enough, they will eventually begin to dance. -- George Carlin

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Re: Lateral
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2005, 09:11:21 AM »
And no doubt you have noticed that

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

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Re: Lateral
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2005, 09:21:26 AM »
Gee. That's almost as bizarre a thought as George Carlin's gem: Every time you sneeze, the numbers in your head go up by one.

Sheesh. And I haven't even finished my second cup of coffee yet. I'm going to be twisted for the whole day now ...
If people stand in a circle long enough, they will eventually begin to dance. -- George Carlin

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Re: Lateral
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2005, 09:26:57 AM »
Gee. That's almost as bizarre a thought as George Carlin's gem: Every time you sneeze, the numbers in your head go up by one.


I still don't get that :scratch:  Is he on about IQ, or what?
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Re: Lateral
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2005, 02:41:47 PM »
Maybe he believes that when you sneeze, you make room in your head for something new.

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Re: Lateral
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2005, 04:12:34 PM »
Maybe he believes that when you sneeze, you make room in your head for something new.

 :scratch:  Yuh - I know a guy that takes snuff, and I'm pretty sure his head is empty :grin:
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Re: Lateral
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2005, 02:24:54 AM »
Hehe... very good.  :D
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Re: Lateral
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2005, 08:40:17 AM »
Have you seen the Mister Men character, Mr Sneeze?  His head is drawn the shape of an explosion bubble in a cartoon - I know the feeling, when you sneeze so suddenly and violently that you have to think for a moment, 'Where am I?  What happened?' before life can continue!

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Re: Lateral
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2005, 08:46:57 AM »
Yeah, I know what you mean, Joyce :grin:

I used to know a guy that loved the sensation of sneezing so much that he would purposely sniff pepper, dust, pollen, anything that would make him sneeze :o  He said it was like a 'facial orgasm'.  Weirdo.... :cheesy:
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Re: Lateral
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2005, 08:54:09 AM »
Ugh - where does he hang out, so I don't go there?!  :shocked:

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