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February 26, 2005, 01:06:54 PM Last Edit: February 26, 2005, 03:27:55 PM by blunt
By popular demand (and with the Mastah's permission), please begin posting your best captions for this photo:

http://www.cafedoom.com/artists.html

Oooo, my eyes hurt.  :shocked:



Edit by Blunt: Added the pic.  Hope you don't mind, Donna :smiley:
If people stand in a circle long enough, they will eventually begin to dance. -- George Carlin

JoyceCarter

#1
February 26, 2005, 01:12:53 PM
He was so cross that I forgot to buy a vase that he wouldn't stay for afters...

Walker

#2
February 26, 2005, 01:27:30 PM
"Hey, remember those seeds I ate last week?"
"Lord, here comes the flood, we will say goodbye to flesh and blood. If, again, the seas are silent in any still alive, it'll be those who gave their island to survive. Drink up, dreamers, you're running dry."
Peter Gabriel.

canadian

#3
February 26, 2005, 01:27:58 PM Last Edit: February 26, 2005, 01:28:28 PM by canadian
"So, what do your farts smell like? Huh?"
If people stand in a circle long enough, they will eventually begin to dance. -- George Carlin

Lord_of_the_Dense

#4
February 26, 2005, 02:07:10 PM
After posing for what felt like an eternity, Mabel wondered if this moment wouldn't be best captured from her right side.
Soul, Peace & Chicken Grease!


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canadian

#5
February 26, 2005, 02:13:15 PM
Oh, Lord(ofthedense), that was freakin' hilarious.  :glad:
If people stand in a circle long enough, they will eventually begin to dance. -- George Carlin

Ed

#6
February 26, 2005, 03:32:48 PM
"Being a leap-year, Doris proposed to Brian, and got what she took to be an emphatic 'no'."
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

Ed

#7
February 26, 2005, 03:43:09 PM
"Amid derisory jeers from the Morris Dancing Association, Doris did her own version of the Floral Dance...."
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

santhere

#8
February 26, 2005, 04:04:29 PM
"for some reason, this felt like the most plausible thing to do right now"
Simon Holm Pedersen
- Has a great appetite for booze and guns, in that exact order.

Lord_of_the_Dense

#9
February 26, 2005, 05:50:39 PM Last Edit: February 26, 2005, 05:50:59 PM by Lord_of_the_Dense
::gasp:: "thorns...still on stems.."
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LashSlash

#10
February 26, 2005, 05:56:01 PM
"Flowers -- the way to a womens' heart."

"Flowers? -- Just say it with roses!"

"Apology not accepted."

sorry if we are only allowed one attempt

canadian

#11
February 26, 2005, 06:03:26 PM
"Well. This is some Mother's Day ..."
If people stand in a circle long enough, they will eventually begin to dance. -- George Carlin

Ed

#12
February 26, 2005, 06:21:43 PM
"Not usually one to bow down to pressure, Harold was happy to pay £20 rather than endure a lap dance from Helga...."


"I told the plastic surgeon that I wanted an arse like J-Lo's - not an arse like Jello...."


"And now for my grand finale, I will sneeze again, and a white rabbit will appear... well, it was white anyway....
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

Vivacious

#13
February 26, 2005, 11:40:11 PM Last Edit: February 26, 2005, 11:40:40 PM by Vivacious
"Thought I'd freshen up a bit."


How do you spell relief? R O S E S (from the old Rolaids commercials)  ::)


"I said put them in a vaaaaaaaaahhhhzzzz!!"

LashSlash

#14
February 27, 2005, 03:09:32 AM
"The results were apalling! Over irrigation with beef broth enemas ruined the crop."

SharonBell

#15
February 27, 2005, 09:44:47 AM
After an hour in the Farting Flowers stance, Doris decided she'd had enough of Yoga.

The little flower girl grows up.

"I can take my top off, if you want."

"It's 20 quid for a gum job. Flowers are extra."

"Where are the kiddies? Tell them Grandma's here!"

"Maybe a rose tatoo would have been a better idea."




"Be good and you'll be lonesome." Mark Twain

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SharonBell

#16
February 27, 2005, 09:48:08 AM
This one suggested by hubby (Dale):

"A rose by any other name, would smell just as sweet."
"Be good and you'll be lonesome." Mark Twain

www.sharonbuchbinder.com

SharonBell

#17
February 27, 2005, 09:49:31 AM
(One more from hubby. Soon he'll have to join Cafe Doom!)

"A rose in the arse is worth two in the bush!"

"Be good and you'll be lonesome." Mark Twain

www.sharonbuchbinder.com

Ed

#18
February 27, 2005, 02:15:49 PM
Quote from: SharonBell on February 27, 2005, 09:49:31 AM
(One more from hubby. Soon he'll have to join Cafe Doom!)

"A rose in the arse is worth two in the bush!"



:glad:  That one cracked me up :grin:
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

SharonBell

#19
February 27, 2005, 07:37:28 PM
Quote from: blunt on February 27, 2005, 02:15:49 PM
Quote from: SharonBell on February 27, 2005, 09:49:31 AM
(One more from hubby. Soon he'll have to join Cafe Doom!)

"A rose in the arse is worth two in the bush!"



:glad:  That one cracked me up :grin:

Now he'll have a big head!

Sharon
"Be good and you'll be lonesome." Mark Twain

www.sharonbuchbinder.com

canadian

#20
February 27, 2005, 08:42:09 PM
"Hey! I can't help it that my parents were pachyderms!"
If people stand in a circle long enough, they will eventually begin to dance. -- George Carlin

Lord_of_the_Dense

#21
March 13, 2005, 08:37:42 PM
"I always loved you....love dumpling

your shit's like chocolate cake

and your ass smells like a rose"


"Love Dump" - Static-X
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Crabb

#22
March 19, 2005, 04:19:51 PM
Inta-Flora, the ultimate in organic floristry.

Digi

#23
May 27, 2005, 12:35:29 PM
Quote from: canadian on February 26, 2005, 01:06:54 PM

wOULD SOMEONE GIVE ME A HAND FOR CHRIST SAKES. I'M SUCK ON A THORN!!!!
The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say,
"Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy."

Flirtybee

#24
July 22, 2005, 08:59:47 PM
'any one seen my date?...little guy...had a bunch of roses....'

'someone said i was butt ugly....well....you've gotta make an effort haven't you?'

Flirty :dance:
'Maybe I should just put you out of my misery?'
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