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SharonBell · February 27, 2005, 09:44:47 AM

After an hour in the Farting Flowers stance, Doris decided she'd had enough of Yoga.

The little flower girl grows up.

"I can take my top off, if you want."

"It's 20 quid for a gum job. Flowers are extra."

"Where are the kiddies? Tell them Grandma's here!"

"Maybe a rose tatoo would have been a better idea."

SharonBell · February 27, 2005, 09:48:08 AM

This one suggested by hubby (Dale):

"A rose by any other name, would smell just as sweet."

SharonBell · February 27, 2005, 09:49:31 AM

(One more from hubby. Soon he'll have to join Cafe Doom!)

"A rose in the arse is worth two in the bush!"

Ed · February 27, 2005, 02:15:49 PM

Quote from: SharonBell on February 27, 2005, 09:49:31 AM
(One more from hubby. Soon he'll have to join Cafe Doom!)

"A rose in the arse is worth two in the bush!"

That one cracked me up

SharonBell · February 27, 2005, 07:37:28 PM

Quote from: blunt on February 27, 2005, 02:15:49 PM
Quote from: SharonBell on February 27, 2005, 09:49:31 AM
(One more from hubby. Soon he'll have to join Cafe Doom!)

"A rose in the arse is worth two in the bush!"

That one cracked me up

Now he'll have a big head!

Sharon

canadian · February 27, 2005, 08:42:09 PM

"Hey! I can't help it that my parents were pachyderms!"

Lord_of_the_Dense · March 13, 2005, 08:37:42 PM

"I always loved you....love dumpling

your shit's like chocolate cake

and your ass smells like a rose"

"Love Dump" - Static-X

Crabb · March 19, 2005, 04:19:51 PM

Inta-Flora, the ultimate in organic floristry.

Digi · May 27, 2005, 12:35:29 PM

Quote from: canadian on February 26, 2005, 01:06:54 PM

wOULD SOMEONE GIVE ME A HAND FOR CHRIST SAKES. I'M SUCK ON A THORN!!!!

Flirtybee · July 22, 2005, 08:59:47 PM

'any one seen my date?...little guy...had a bunch of roses....'

'someone said i was butt ugly....well....you've gotta make an effort haven't you?'

Flirty

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