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How to write badly well

Started by delph_ambi, November 03, 2009, 03:31:21 AM

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desertwomble

Just skimmed through this - it seems hilarious. Must read it in detail later.

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Rev. Austin

I almost find that vaguely offensive hahah my friend has severe dsylexia and that's exactly how he writes  :grin: ;)
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Ed

How severe is he, Rev - can he still sing the "E, I, E, I, O" bit in Old MacDonald Had A Farm? :scratch:

Particularly enjoyed the thesaurus bit :afro:
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

PaulH

Now that's class! I wish I could write badly that well...

Grillmeat

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Geoff_N

Ho ho.

I know tenses are my weak spot so my shoulders seized up when I tried to find errors in that bit. Yeay, I spotted the mistake! There were two? Duh.


Rev. Austin

Quote from: Ed on November 03, 2009, 02:31:11 PM
How severe is he, Rev - can he still sing the "E, I, E, I, O" bit in Old MacDonald Had A Farm? :scratch:

Particularly enjoyed the thesaurus bit :afro:

He thinks Old Macdonald Harmed a Fan, because he also has a version of Spoonerism, apparently  ;)

I really liked the 'explicit personal detail' post haha
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Frank Menser

I hate to say it-or enunciate the gray and muddled perception that hath leaked forth from my cognative centers (so appropriately stimulated by my eyes sending electric messages therein). Pray, could they have struck a note?

But it has occured to me that these flotsams, these drifting verbs and adjectorial meanderings of so many mental fluxes and angsts...rather than vexing my ceribellum, hath intead, struck me as entertaining - more so than much which has caused me to dust off my reading glasses of late... :cheesy: