R.I.P. Gamera the unfortunate

[fnord33]

My turtle Gamera died today. He's pooping in God's aquarium now. Spin on fair warrior!

[Rev. Austin]

I hope he didn't get iced by a rival turtle called Godzilla 

It's horrible when a pet dies - when I was younger we had a massive aviary, and I remember when one of the cockatiels died in my hands.  I was only ten!