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Job application.
« on: May 25, 2010, 08:40:54 AM »

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Re: Job application.
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2010, 10:47:18 AM »
Brilliant!

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Re: Job application.
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2010, 02:08:59 PM »
I had a frightening email about inabiliy to get work. This is one example. Would you employ this creature as the face of your business?

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Re: Job application.
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2010, 02:53:05 PM »
hahah!  I love crazy letters like this
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Re: Job application.
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2010, 04:08:43 AM »
I would hire the shit out of that guy. :afro: (and probably the guy with the resume as well). 
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Re: Job application.
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2010, 03:18:11 PM »
That's the coolest letter.
I'd definately give the the guy an in person interview.
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Re: Job application.
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2010, 08:29:24 AM »
I can't believe I did this.

I just sent a job application off to the English language institute at a Middle Eastern University, checked out their homepage, and found it riddled with typos and poor grammatical constructions.

So I copy-pasted, corrected the text, and emailed it back to them.

Could I be on their hit list now?

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Re: Job application.
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2010, 10:52:27 AM »
Maybe that's exactly what they wanted a prospective candidate to do, Womble. Good luck with the application :afro:
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Re: Job application.
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2010, 11:19:14 AM »
And if it wasn't, they're probably not worthy of you :)  Good luck!

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