Job application.

[delph_ambi]

THIS is how to do it. 

http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/11/say-yes-i-need-job.html

[JonP]

Brilliant!

[digitaldeath]

I had a frightening email about inabiliy to get work. This is one example. Would you employ this creature as the face of your business?

[Rev. Austin]

hahah!  I love crazy letters like this

[fnord33]

I would hire the shit out of that guy. (and probably the guy with the resume as well). 

[Grillmeat]

That's the coolest letter.
I'd definately give the the guy an in person interview.

[desertwomble]

I can't believe I did this.

I just sent a job application off to the English language institute at a Middle Eastern University, checked out their homepage, and found it riddled with typos and poor grammatical constructions.

So I copy-pasted, corrected the text, and emailed it back to them.

Could I be on their hit list now?

DW

[Ed]

Maybe that's exactly what they wanted a prospective candidate to do, Womble. Good luck with the application

[JonP]

And if it wasn't, they're probably not worthy of you   Good luck!