THe coolest beer in the world.

[fnord33]

I have so got to hurry up and get rich so that I can afford to drink this. http://www.asylum.com/2010/07/22/its-the-worlds-strongest-most-expensive-beer-inside-a-squi/

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[delph_ambi]

I love the comment after the article: "Why did they make the bottle come out the squirrel's mouth? Why not the other end?"

[Rev. Austin]

How horrible!  -ly funny!  It's absolutely disgusting but who wouldn't want to pour beer out a dead animal's mouth? 

[fnord33]

I say we form a secret society called the order of the squirrel and secretly conspire to make each other rich enough to drink this beer. First thing, we'll need more members. Once we get about 35 members we can start recruiting other people with promises of esoteric knowledge and power. Eventually it will turn into a social club, but by that time we should all be rich and famous enough to keep a special fridge stocked with these.   

[Rev. Austin]

But there're only 12 bottles so we'd have to divvy out the beer or reverse engineer the recipe!

[Ed]

I love the comment after the article: "Why did they make the bottle come out the squirrel's mouth? Why not the other end?"

I think, purely from an aesthetic point of view, that it'd look funny that way around. It'd probably be too top heavy as well, so once you'd drunk half the beer it would fall over if you put the bottle down. Mind you, at 50% alcohol that may not be a bad idea

[fnord33]

But there're only 12 bottles so we'd have to divvy out the beer or reverse engineer the recipe!

By the time we can afford to drink this stuff we'll be powerful enough to kidnap the brewers and make them brew all the beer we want. The first thing I'm going to do when I have them in my power is to get them to brew me a magnum wrapped in a large male goat wearing a sheep costume. I'll have each glass poured by a fleet of dwarfs who's only job is to follow me around all day refreshing my glass. Bwa ha ha ha! Also at 50% I don't think we'd need very many.

[Rev. Austin]

I'd have my beer put inside a dwarf!

[QBall]

I can drink a lot more beer at the cheep prices! Oops, cheep? Are they pouring beer out of a bird's mouth now?

[Robert Essig]

Hmmm.  What do you get a keg of this stuff in?  A potbellied pig?  The tap could sprout from the pig's mouth.