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Started by Ed, February 15, 2011, 06:57:14 PM

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February 15, 2011, 06:57:14 PM Last Edit: February 16, 2011, 02:34:26 AM by Ed


This is the last time I'm booking off-peak...
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

ozmosis7

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February 15, 2011, 08:38:38 PM
Having given little Johnny a titty-twister, little Edgar Bear was forced to sit at the lunch picnic table while all the other school bears were allowed to pillage freely among the campground.
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ozmosis7

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February 15, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
"Where's the BEEF?"
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QBall

#3
February 17, 2011, 12:57:26 AM
Life is tough, I can't bear it!

Ed

#4
February 17, 2011, 02:49:22 AM
Chezney's slut mother had sent him to school sans packed lunch again...
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

desertwomble

#5
February 17, 2011, 10:05:17 PM
And when I got there
The table was bare!

Bear! Geddittttt!

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#6
February 17, 2011, 11:05:38 PM
Damn it.  My feet still don't touch the ground.
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Caz

#7
February 18, 2011, 01:23:38 PM
So where the hell have all the waiters gone?
Some may say slaughtered is too strong a word...but I like the sound of it.

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February 18, 2011, 01:30:12 PM
Quote from: Caz on February 18, 2011, 01:23:38 PM
So where the hell have all the waiters gone?

.... Oh, that's right, I ate them... The round one with the Budweiser hat tasted like Kobe beef. Vegan was stringy.
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ozmosis7

#9
March 24, 2011, 07:56:23 PM
No...I said one BEER please!  :bangh:
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