Funny t-shirts

[Robert M. Blevins]

I'll admit this is hardly worth the effort to post, but I saw this HUGE guy in Seattle yesterday wearing a t-shirt that read simply:

'Don't Take It Personally...
I Hate EVERYBODY!

[Ed]

There was a pic doing the rounds a few months back, of a really big fat guy wearing a T-shirt saying, "I beat anorexia."  I thought that was funny

[JoyceCarter]

LOL, both!   

One place I stayed, there was a young girl who wasn't fat, but had the most obscenely huge pair of breasts (natural ones) - it does not do to think what she will look like when she's lugged them around for 60 years - and never wore a bra.  It was not a pretty sight.  Even the men said the same.  These were not like the silicone ones that have their own shape.  And, you'll have guessed, she had the T-shirt that says, 'Stop staring at my tits.'

[GrinReaper]

A friend of mine made a t-shirt that put a new spin on a feminist phrase popular down here...

"Girls can do anything ... they just don't apply themselves"

[GrinReaper]

I think this would make a good t-shirt. On the front.

"If animals could talk, would you still eat them?"

Then on the back...

"Depends what they had to say."

[Digi]

Here's one I actually  wear.

WANTED

MEANINGFUL OVERNITE

RELATIONSHIP

[sue1]

Very cute Digi

Here's a couple 

A mind is like a parachute: it only functions when it is open.


A person who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints.

Don't take life so seriously, it's not permanent.

[canadian]

My son's roommate appeared wearing this one this morning:

DEPARTMENT
OF
REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT

[JoyceCarter]

LOL, all those new ones! 

[Flirtybee]

being somewhat of a biking buff...i saw 2 advertised in a US bike mag...both emblazoned inside a Harley logo...

'If they employed as many engineers as they do lawyers they might even make a decent motorcycle'
(please don't sue me...i'm only the messenger Mr H-D)

'If they made airplanes, would you fly in them?'

Flirty

[JoyceCarter]