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Outraged pet owner
« on: June 12, 2005, 11:26:18 PM »
One of my favorite jokes.

A gentleman enters the veterinary holding a most exotic but sick parrot.

Gentleman: Doc my parrot is sick.

Vet: lets have a look, Hmm. I sorry but theres nothing I can do for the bird and he won't last to much longer.

Gentleman: Gee Doc I have lost of money tied up in this bird and my wife will just die if she loses her parrot. Isn't there anything you can do?

Vet: Well I guess I could get a second opinion. Wait a few moments.

The Vet exits to the back and returns with labrador retriever. The dog sniff the bird and just shakes his head. Again the Vet exits in the same manner to return with pusan cat to no avail the same results with the cat shaking it's head.

Vet: I sorry theres nothing else I can do.

Gentleman: Well heck. How much do I owe you Doc?

Vet: That will be $587/£484.89.

Gentleman: Thats outrages!!! How come so much for less than 15 minutes of service?

Vet: Well normally it would cost $125/£103.24 but you had Lab work and a CAT-SCAN.
The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say,
 "Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy."

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