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Author Topic: The Lord of the Rings  (Read 2012 times)
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« on: November 16, 2011, 04:28:18 AM »

Original Warner Bros version...

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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2011, 05:02:38 AM »

A truly beautiful film. What most people don't know is that in the original version Frodo fell in love with Godzilla and had lots of babies instead of continuing on with his quest. Unfortunately this film was funded by the KKK. They didn't like the nod towards racial/homosexual equality, so they disemboweled the director and re-filmed it so that he shoots Godzilla and continues on towards his final goal. Also, this is the film that inspired G.W. Bush to invade Iraq. Upon careful reading of his memoirs, it becomes obvious that Godzilla was the weapon of mass destruction which laid waste to his heart, and he war was the best way he could think of to meet his secret love. Unfortunately for Saddam and the women of Iraq, G.W. was really bad at geography.
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2013, 02:38:03 AM »

Liked that!
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