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Started by Ed, July 28, 2005, 07:25:19 PM

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July 28, 2005, 07:25:19 PM Last Edit: July 28, 2005, 07:27:17 PM by blunt
My mother-in-law came to visit this afternoon (always a treat ::) ).  Thankfully I wasn't here.  Anyhoo, apparently, she sat down on the sofa, our dog jumped onto her lap and licked her smiling face.  Our youngest turned to her and matter-of-factly stated, "He licked his bottom this morning." :grin:

(No doubt he did again, trying to get rid of the bad taste in his mouth.  She wears stale perfume - it must be thirty or more years old.  Smells like diesel to me :grin: )
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

canadian

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July 28, 2005, 11:44:11 PM
Lovely visuals there, blunt. [oooo ... NOT!]

My son tripped in the garage when he was about five years old. Went down, hard, hitting his forehead on the edge of a concrete step. He picked himself up and seemed relatively unperturbed until his Dad (who'd seen the whole thing happen) scooped him up and whisked him -- bleeding profusely -- into the bathroom. At least five minutes elapsed before my son started to cry ... huge, wracking sobs. I asked him later (after the inevitable stitches in emergency) why he suddenly started crying like that.

"Did it hurt, hon?"

"No, mom. Not really. It's just ... I thought my brains were coming out."
If people stand in a circle long enough, they will eventually begin to dance. -- George Carlin

Robert M. Blevins

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July 29, 2005, 03:38:07 AM
I saw this 'kid' once in Seattle walking down the street near the Pike Place Market. You could hardly call him a kid, since he was well over six feet and must have weighed at least 270-280 pounds.

The t-shirt said:

"Guns Don't Kill People...I Kill People" (The word 'I' was excessively large)

Okay.......whatever you say, kid... ::)
'Don't give up reaching for the stars...
just build yourself a bigger ladder.'

Crabb

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August 10, 2005, 07:00:30 PM
My Mum, when I told her this said it was an urban myth but in case you haven't heard it-

My friend's Mother's friend, was having some work done on the house, I think it was a conservatory, and her four year old grandaughter was staying with her at the time, and the builders were letting her join in, carryine things for them and bringing them cups of tea. She spent the week with them and her Grandma said to her on the last day of work- 'It's going to be finished today isn't it?' And her grandaughter says, 'Yeah, if the fucking bricks come!'
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