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Started by Ed, September 14, 2005, 03:09:08 PM

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Ed

It was something along the lines of - "AAAAAAARGGGHHHH! -- AAAAAAARGGGHHHH! -- AAAAAAARGGGHHHH!" followed by quite a few 'fuck's.  This being repeated, with gradually diminishing volume, over the course of about fifteen minutes, while washing the affected areas, vigorously, with soap and very cold, fresh, water :hot:

::)
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

JoyceCarter

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It would've been better to go straight for the cold shower, really!  :D  (I mean, rather than the 'scented' bath.)

JoyceCarter

Sharon has just reminded me of a family saying of ours that you should all know and love.

'ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE WEIRD.'  :cheers: :dance: :cheers:

SharonBell

"Be good and you'll be lonesome." Mark Twain

www.sharonbuchbinder.com

Stormm

Here's some of my personal favorites...

The laws of physics insist that light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear to be bright, until you hear them speak.

Give me ambiguity, or give me something else!

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time" -- Robin Williams

"LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN A PRETTY AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING: WOW.... WHAT A RIDE !!!"   (Some of my son's wisdom.)

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

"The entwives left us when they discovered that we had woodpeckers." -Treebeard, from Lord of the Rings
                                                                                (I'm not sure, but maybe that was in the director's cut.)

"Pissed off, I am! Kick your silly ass, I will!" -Yoda
                (another director's cut)

"Life is like a sh*t sandwich, the more bread I've got the less sh*t I've got to eat"- Brian "W". Netzel

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.     (all too true.)

Life is a roller coaster...try to eat a light lunch.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog of course, it's too dark to read.  (It figures.)

"If it's not one thing, it's your mother." -Sigmund Freud

Drugs lead nowhere... but it's the scenic route.

ALL men are animals, but some make better pets.

A nice @$$ should be seen and not heard.

I'm not perfect, but parts of me are incredible.

Some of us drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, and others just gargle and spit.


I can't supply authors for most of those, but I get a lot of them.  These were some of my favorites.
-Stormm

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Ed

 :grin:  I like them.  Your son seems to have a damn good outlook on life, too.  The trick is to make sure you slide in good and old as well :afro:
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

JoyceCarter


Stormm

Quote from: blunt on October 30, 2005, 03:20:24 PM
:grin:  I like them.  Your son seems to have a damn good outlook on life, too.  The trick is to make sure you slide in good and old as well :afro:

That'll be quite a trick for him.  He's racking up quite a lot of scar tissue on the way there.  We were on a cross country road trip once, and got caught in the desert southwest during a violent windstorm.  The roadsigns are just about lying over flat.   I'm fighting the steering wheel to control the car and to our right, a wall of sand can be seen rushing towards us, and the nitwit grabs his camera and opens the window on his side of the car and says: "Oh, COOL!"  Whereas I threatened to toss him out of the moving car to let it sand blast his bones if he didn't shut the damned window.  The really humiliating part of all this is... he got it from ME. 
-Stormm

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Ed

 :grin:  Kewl.  Just make sure you never take him to Longleat :afro:

(I did something similar in the lion enclosure - never wound a car window up so fast in my life :shocked: )
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]