Game: Gross-out.

[horrorcrafter]

Hey, you folks want to play a gross game?
All you gotta do, see, is write something even grosser than the last guy.
Gotta warn ya, though, it'll be hard to keep-up with a sick twisted mind like mine.

Well, here goes the starter:

Ya take a long razor blade, you know, like about twenty-feet long or so, and you set it up on an angle of about thirty degrees or so.   You'll have to prop it up on both sides.  Then you take the victim, hmmm... well, lets take Frist for example, and ya gotta attach two strong ropes to his ankles.

(For queasy folk, I urge you to stop reading now.)

You take the guy, see, and you set him up on that razor blade so he is sitting on top with one leg on each side of the blade.  Now all you gotta do is let him sliiiide down that razor blade, keeping tension on each rope so he won't topple over.  It would take a few hours.

Well, what do you think?  Any sick pups out there think they can top that?
Hopefully Yours,
Horrorcrafter

[JaseC]

This is from those old "wanna hear the definition of pain?" things I remember from my childhood.
I also remember what my grandpa used to say to me "Jase, Im gonna go upstairs and screw your grandma" no...he wouldn't lie to a 5 year old

[Ed]

Yeah, must admit I thought the same thing - something along the lines of "a fly sliding down a razor´s edge, using his dick as a brake."

  Your gramps didn´t really say that to you, did he?