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Started by Walker, December 29, 2005, 07:32:42 PM

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Walker

I got this today, almost pissed myself laughing.

Subject: FW: Man of the House
He's in charge now...


The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that
I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me
a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I
expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.  And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f---ing funeral director would be my guess."
"Lord, here comes the flood, we will say goodbye to flesh and blood. If, again, the seas are silent in any still alive, it'll be those who gave their island to survive. Drink up, dreamers, you're running dry."
Peter Gabriel.

Ed

Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

SharonBell

"Be good and you'll be lonesome." Mark Twain

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