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Joke (slightly offensive)

Started by Walker, March 07, 2006, 09:47:56 AM

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Walker

My wife just emailed this to me. I can't stop laughing!


Joe walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says,
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies,
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

Joe says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."


"Lord, here comes the flood, we will say goodbye to flesh and blood. If, again, the seas are silent in any still alive, it'll be those who gave their island to survive. Drink up, dreamers, you're running dry."
Peter Gabriel.

doolols

 :shocked: Yes, deeply offensive. How dare you!

Bloody funny, though  :lol:
My name is Gerald, and I am a writer (practicing for AA - Authors Anonymous)

Ed

 :grin:  Thanks - I needed that :afro:  Haven't laughed out loud like that at a joke for ages.
Planning is an unnatural process - it is much more fun to do something.  The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression. [Sir John Harvey-Jones]

Geoff_N

I laughed too, until I realised my sheep was missing....



Geoff